Crooked Teeth Music Festival 2010

OppiKoppi Sexy.Crooked.Teeth Festival

6- 8 August. Oppikoppi Farm, Northam, Limpopo.

The 16th annual OppiKoppi Festival is only one sexy, crooked month away. That`s right folks, faux pas and oupas, it actually has nothing to do with teeth. So you with the straight teeth, you’re more than welcome. Pearly whites, you too. Braces? We’ll welcome you with a drink in hand. Soon all will go crooked anyway, with the bushveld, the music and the beautiful madness conspiring to make you just like Jack Parow requires you: “Sexy korrek.”

The line up includes: Albert Frost & Vusi Mahlasela, Architecture of Aggression, Billy Talent (Canada), BLK JKS, Boom Monk Ben (Solid Steel / Mixed Bizniz) (UK), Die Heuwels Fantasties, DiGiTAL ROCKiT, Gang of Instrumentals, Gemma Ray (UK), Haezer, Jack Parow, Lucky Fonz III (NL), New Holland, Pestroy, PHDJ (Aus), Philadelphia Grand Jury (Aus), Prime Circle, RhütZ, Straatligkinders, Taxi Violence, The Narrow, Thieve, Valiant Swart Tribute, Yesterday's Pupil, Zebra & Giraffe and many more.

Sexy korrek indeed.

Valiant Swart Tribute Show:

The legendary “Mystic Boer”, Valiant Swart, was one of the first artists to perform at OppiKoppi many rock and roll miles ago. OppiKoppi and Huisgenoot Tempo are celebrating Valiant`s 20 years in the industry. Various artists will perform 20 Valiant songs late on Sunday afternoon. Collaborating artists include Jack Parow, Piet Botha, Die Heuwels Fantasties, Hot Water, Les Javan, Tamara Dey,Tidal Waves, Albert Frost & Vusi Mahlasela.

www.MyMusiek.co.za and Huisgenoot Tempo are giving away free downloadable Valiant Swart tracks:  Go to http://www.MyMusiek.co.za and enter VALIANT 20 into search engine.  Free tracks include: “Maanhare”; “Duisend Myl Blues”; “Vuur en Vlam”; “Jakarandastrate”; “My Kroon” and more. Mooi.

Tickets:

Tickets are available at www.ticketbreak.co.za for R450 (including all service fees).

We don’t really need to tell you that R450 is a good deal. If you have been to Oppikoppi before, you know it. If you haven’t been, just ask around. The truth is a funny thing. You can put it under a No Hot Ash/ Geen Warm As dustbin and it will still sprout prickly pears and braai grids when you least expect it. You can make the truth wear a T-shirt, but you can’t stop the truth from taking off that T-shirt and walking the dust roads in underpants alone while mumbling about being “Jeremy de Tolly” or having “a six-gun by my side” or something about “kraaibraai”.

Levi`s T-Shirt deal:

Talking about T-shirts, our good friends at Levis® will help you up your cool by two degrees by ensuring that the first 2000 tickets sold to OppiKoppi this year becomes your passport to a free Levi’s ® T-shirt. Yes, if you have a fast wallet and buy your ticket quick-quick you’ll receive a notice with it to let you know that you’re one of the first 2000. Simply take that notice down to one of the following stores and claim your limited edition T-shirt. Participating stores: Menlyn, The Glen, Cresta, Rosebank, Sandton and Centurion.

Line –up:

A full line-up will be available on the OppikKoppi website. The following acts have been confirmed so far:

7FT SOUNDSYSYTEM

Albert Frost & Vusi Mahlasela

Architecture of Aggression

AUDIOPHILE 021

Billy Talent (Canada)

BISCOPE

BLK JKS

BLUNTED STUNTMAN

Boom Monk Ben (Solid Steel / Mixed Bizniz) (UK)

Chromium

C-mon & Kypski

Cortina Whiplash

CULOE DE SONG

Dance, You're on Fire

Dead Alphabet

Die Heuwels Fantasties

Die Tuindwergies

DiGiTAL ROCKiT

DJ Bob

Facing the Gallows

Flash Republic

FUNAFUJI

Gang of Instrumentals

Gemma Ray (UK)

Gil Hockman

Gordon's Suitcase

Grave Danger

Haezer

Helsinki

Hot Water

Jack Parow

Jacob Wulana

Jullian Gomez

Kenzhero

Kid Fonque

KILLER ROBOT

Knave

Kriger

KRUSHED & SORTED

Les Javan & Non Spesifiek

Lucky Fonz III (NL)

MARKUS WORMSTORM

Mind Assault

Mr Sakitumi

MUSICAL CHAIRS

Namuh

New Holland

OFFBEAT & DEXTERITY

P.H.Fat

Pestroy

PHDJ (Aus)

Philadelphia Grand Jury (Aus)

Prime Circle

Rambling Bones

RhütZ

RICHARD THE THIRD

RKO

Schalk Joubert Band

Scicoustic

SISCO

Son of a Thousand Blues

SOULO STARR

Southern Gypsey Queen

SPIT MUNKY

Straatligkinders

Strings & Skins

Taxi Violence

The Makabra Ensemble / Terminatryx

The Most Amazing Show

The Narrow

The oh so Serious

Thieve

TUMI

Valiant Swart Tribute

Van Coke Kartel

VOICE TAG

VOODOO CHILD

Wedding DJ's

Wrestlerish

Yesterday's Pupil

Zebra & Giraffe